Needing someone to talk to. I don’t even know where to turn to for this. Or whether I should keep it to myself. I’m so confused. I guess I’ll just keep doing my readings and study. -_-
adrians: this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
sup depression. welcome back
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triskelion-tattoo: beautifulwhatsyourhurry: sheepiness: nicoception: trickstertuna: just-a-skinny-boy: What. Just. Happened. my cool musician oldest sister has this thing omfg so that’s how you do it I NEED THIS WHERE CAN I BUY THIS WHOA My mad piano skillz will translate nicely to using this, I think Oooooh myyyyyy goooood!! :O
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sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
lyfelyne: knightutena: siuilaruin: strangeasanjles: anarcho-queer: lexcanroar: occupyiowa: The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST4RhWdlMQ “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.” Spread links to the mirrors. Keep firing. this is horrible this is...
lealte: psychedelicdreamweaver: youarenotirrelevant: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. WHERE IS THIS FROM. TELL ME. OMG YES, WHEREEE. This is clip is from the new HBO series called “The Newsroom.” Speechlessly honest. Amazing…
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
goddamn why I have to wake up. worst feeling evah. not according to plan
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
turnt3chgodh34d: gallowscalibrator: cancerously: idkitmightbetoovulgar: gravityisforsuckers: Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.” THKBNFJS THLAY DG. holy shit IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG wow looks like the T, H, and E keys don’t work AT ALL HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG goddamnit HE...
wtfidonteven [[MORE]] I guess this is why I like being T rather than F. I don’t wanna die, but I do. Wtf is even going on. fuck everything, ffs
LOOOOOOOOL. weather sure is nice :). f school [[MORE]] But underneath it all, even an angel can’t save me. I guess I just gotta keep living? I’m hopeless. I don’t see the purpose anymore. Just got de-humanize again, cuz its kinda pointless. Just gonna bust out two tests tomorrow, fake some confidence, and tell people Idgaf. 3.5 months till I get a fresh start.
The internet is so convenient
slayingdarkness-withbelief: siempre-chill: what the fuck should I make for dinner what the fuck should I listen to now what the fuck should I do today what the fuck should I do with my life where the fuck should I go for drinks what’s the fucking weather
lol i dun get anything. i just dungeddit. perhaps one day I’ll understand. Until then, I’ll casually build up my stress level because 4 ap tests in 3 days baby, lets go!~. lol actually idgaf, I just wanna go lie in the sun
Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you...
lyfelyne: bemyherotonight: If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you I have Alot of feels for this post. ~ I will judge Alot.
not gonna do it…:)
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
I'll always reblog this.
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Committed to Johns Hopkins University. It’s weird, thinking I’ve locked in the next 4 years of my life. I’m about to make the most of it! :D
Summary: Russ Peak: Psychological Entertainer. Crazy magic tricks. Good. Late night with Max John and William: Infinite Laughs. Particle Duality of Photons. Day 2 Presentations for Days Entrepreneurship: Felt really good about it Cornell guy who writes books: <3 OMG he gives me hope lol Management Decision Making: Didn’t seem all that amazing, but the judge on the right loved me. ...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. LIKE SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO YOURSELF. I’VE HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT, AND IM TOO FUCKING STRESSED OUT FOR THIS. You’re such a hypocrit. I’m amazed at how smart you can be, but still manage not to make a single defendable or logical or rational point. That said, horrible soccer game today. Weather sure is nice though.
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
wish i could remember what it was like being happy every day. Having friends. Not being awkward. Actually being good at stuff. *sighs*
Zero: A simple number. Representing a simple concept. The number of fucks I give.
soccer is so frustrating omg. I went to school today. Really wasn’t worth it for the most part, being at home is much more comforting. Thinking about not going again tomorrow and just talk to people who actually talk to me. -.- I miss my woof clanmates. I can’t wait till summer when I can hang out with them all the time
.,/nmjkiloinhjukibghjyucvgft6y xd5ftrxsde45ftr. That’s kinda how I feel right now :)
I feel like shit. Gotta beat Central Kistap tomorrow >:D. School sucks. I need friends grr